NO THEY’RE NOT~ /smacks you back/
THEY ARE EW IF THEY DONT COOK -rubs my neck, making a pout-
FOOD~~~ /cuddles/ but i want a boyfriend :3
BOYS ARE USELESS UNNIE -hits the back of your head-
i’m short~ and no one wants me~ /rolls around/
but unnie, boyfriends are useless and i want you. i have food. lets cuddle.